Comedy VAMPIRE!

New York metropolitan area

New York–Newark–Bridgeport, NY, NJ, CT, PA

comedyvampire@eatingasstherapy.com

"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."

AGE:50's

BIRTHDATE: December 9

CASH APP: PENDING

GENDER: Cis-Man

HISPANIC ORIGIN: Not of Hispanic, Latino, or Spanish origin

INTERESTS: MMA, Sports, Stock Investments, To Become Famous on TikTok and Other Social Media Apps Made for Teens

JOBS: On-Demand Driver for Ride-Hailing/Delivery Services, Security Guard, Stand-Up Comedian

LIFESTYLE: Dog Activist, Dominant Sensualist, Omnivore, Polyamorous, Snowflake

NAMES: Bully's Bully, Comedy Vampire, Matt, Matt Stueck, Mental Patient, Therapy

PHILOSOPHIES: Bernie Sanders' Populism, Democratic-Socialism, Ex-Catholic, Leftist, Progressive

PRONOUNS: He/Him

RACE: White/German, Irish, English American

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Separated/In a Relationship

SEX: Heterosexual Male

SUN SIGN: Sagittarius

TOPICS: News/Politics, Pop Culture

TRADEMARKS: ADHD, Bipolar, Depression, Easily Triggered, Frenetic, Highly Sensitive Person, Passionate, Righteous Indignation, Social Anxiety